Dangerous things around us:
Scissors: Sharp Metallic Objects that help us cut things. Will be fatal if any imbecile runs and falls with a pair of scissors. Why? Because it can stab through skin if forced to.
Razors: Just like scissors but deadlier. THey make perfect presents for your EMO buddies out there! Its cheap and come it assorted colours! Ain't that wonderful! :D
Stairs: The funny thing is, they ask you to take the stairs if there's a fire. But if you're in a state of panic and hysteria, people would run down the stairs to not get burnt and the probability of tripping or missing a step is 50%. So you can get stuck in the lift and roast to death or you can run down the stairs, trip and break your neck. I'd rather burn to death, cause i'm DYING FOR A TAN! Get it? But it doesn't really make sense.
Computers: I watched to much Terminator 3.
Culinary: If you're not happy or someone has poor table manners, feel free to stab that person with a fork, kinfe or spoon (if you know how). Its not evil, its fun. ^^
Cell Phones: RADIATION!!!
The Sun: Sun burns hurt like hell. Its like getting burnt but more evenly on your skin. So the term 'hurt like hell' would be appropriate. You can get skin cancer as well. So its really bad if theres an over dosage of Sun.
ETC.:It means i cant think and do not want to write anything else.
