or otherwise known as The Blog of Requirement.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Well today was a blast. Will start bouncing off the walls at the rate i'm going. That's why candy should never be given to children.
After much consideration, I have decided to spend my my ang pow money on an i pod video 30 GB ($300+). I had a vision of God, he sent it through my MP4. Apparently, my play and fast forward buttons jammed and can't be fixed. damn the cheap china products!

Thanks to those who gave me valentine's day gifts. :D
I'm bored so i thought of something funny.
RANDOM REASONS YOUR FRIEND IS HAPPY AT THE START OF THE DAY OF SCHOOL:
1. Its not a monday.
2. He/She received a $100 allowance
3. Its his/her birthday or he has presents for people etc.
4. He/She has really good friends in school and can't wait a moment jsut to see them again.
5. He/She had sex last night (applies for friends who are 18 and above).
6. He/She had good sex last night (applies for friends who are 18 and above).
7. He/She had Great sex last night (applies for friends who are 18 and above).
8. He/She had WONDERFUL sex last night (applies for friends who are 18 and above).
9. He/she had GAWD-LIKE SEX last night (applies for friends who are 18 and above).
10. He/She stuffed a crayon up her nose.
As i said. i'm bored. =>
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL! <3